You know what dude, may kasabay akong pretty chick last night. She's kinda small pare but not naman kasing small ng gasul pare ha. C'mon. She's like parang hanggang tenga ko yung height, eh 5'5" lang ako dude, so it's kinda small nga pala talaga. But anyway, just don't mind our heights, pantay rin yan pagdating sa bed. Di ba pare?
Eto na may kwento pare. While on my way going home, well actually, i'm riding in a PUV. Well teka bro, do you know what PUV means ba ha? If not, for your information and you make saksak dyan sa kokote mo na it's a public utility vehicle. Alright?
While on our biyahe, what I did was looked into her face, her outfit, her feet. Pare, she's really maganda. believe me! Clean yung feet nya though she's wearing flip flops lang na i can't see kung what brand. Tapos pasimple akong tumitingin sa kanya and she's really hot kung magsmile pare. Parang nakaka-weak ng knees bro. Her hair is shiny and naturally black and doesn't look like a wig pare.
But then, she kept on trying to call someone using her mid-range phone. I dunno who the hell that someone is but i guess it's a guy and he's making ligaw to the pretty chick in front of me. Baliktad di ba pare? She's the one who makes tawag sa guy. My gawd! Maybe the guy is a son of a native muchacha and he doesn't have much pera to buy prepaid card or even pasaload man lang. Kawawa yung chick if ever naging sila. Or maybe, nagregister sa unlimited plan yung girl kaya todo tawag.
After 5 minutes pare na she's making kalikot on her phone, bigla may tumawag. Ang lakas pare ng voice nya while we were on the puv. I was like - duhh? Do we need ba to hear pa what she's telling to that stupid guy na tumatawag sa kanya. Ang ingay ingay kaya nya. Tapos kulang na lang she turn the loudspeaker on pa to make us hear what their usapan's are.
Naturn-off ako bigla dude. Hanep. Hindi sya mapakali sa upuan nya while she's talking and parang ang flirt flirt na ng dating. Here are some of her dialogues yesterday which made me burst into sobrang inis.
"Hi. Alam mow, pauwi ne kaze akow. Nagdinner ka na pohhw?" (hate niya ang letter na dabalyu)
"Ano ke beh? Saglet lang namen keye yung biyahe. Hihihihih"(yeah bro, ganyan sya tumawa. parang witch na nakikiliti sa singit habang nakasakay sa broomstick nya)
"Ano pohhh ginewa mo maghapown?" (parang jejemown leng di ba?)
"Siguwro, may asawa kahh naahh noohh?" (puro hininga nya lang)
"I'm not available nga kaseh po tomowrow. Magkita ne leng pow tayo next time." (arte much?)
"Hindi nge? Seryoso ka beh?"
"Di ba you're living at Buendia? Malapit ke leng be sa Vito Cruz?"
All the passengers talaga look at her strangely na. She's so arte na nga magsalita, over volume pa her matinis na voice. And c'mon, gusto ko na sya sabihan ng:
"Hey you, it might be best to keep your mouth shut? Maingay ka pa sa busina ng jeep!"
But since malapit na rin naman ako sa house ko, dinisregard ko na lang sya. I checked na lang yung kanto na bababaan ko and immediately said (with a loud and clear voice):
"HEY MANONG, PULL OVER PLEASE!"
Sabay tingin ko dun sa chick. Hihihihi.
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